I slept in late, mainly because I had a very good night Friday night. I seriously spent my night looking up random videos for my friends on Youtube. There was a Rickroll in there, but otherwise copious amounts of Mariah Carey, Ashanti, and Ja Rule were played. I'd say feel bad for my friends, but they love Mariah Carey's cleavage and skimpy outfits.

So anyway, today I woke up and my mom called to see if I wanted to have a girly afternoon. We went and grabbed lunch at McDonald's and then went to this little salon my mom knows of and got manicures and pedicures. I also got my eyebrows done.

( Check it out )

I was not going to take a picture of my toes, but they are also done up French manicure style. Yes, my nails are all natural, and boy do they look purty.

...that was the highlight of my day, although Stella using Rick Astley as a PB is just damn cool.

Swiped from Stella _priestess_luna

Title: A Light Hits The Gloom
Pairing: Byakuya/Ulquiorra
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Nothing, really. Just some normal emo-ness from Ukelala and a teeny mention of smex.
Disclaimer: My name is not Kubo Tite, I am not 30-something, and I am not a man. Thus, I do not own Bleach.
Summary: Ulquiorra wonders "why".
Author's note: I got the idea for this when I was perusing my last fic, "Lust" and said, "If Ulqui can be a clueless seme, why not clueless uke?? Thus, this was born.

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Some people really need to think about their characters' ages and what PBs are appropriate for use for each age, not to mention activities and the like (or what explanations you might need). And what things do not result in me browsing a site and going OMGWTFBBQ when I see things like the following in a character description:

Body Shape: She has a definant figure, even for her petite height. She has an hourglass shape with full, supple breasts that fill out her 38B cup bras. She has a thin waist and full, round hips...

(From Personality) She has a strong sex drive and is so attracted to the opposite sex that she finds it hard to be constant; she can be so intensely sexual as to become dissolute. She might have numerous love affairs for her love of pleasure and beauty is liable to drive her from one attractive partner to another. Yet she is sincere and generous to her lovers while love lasts.


It took me a few seconds to realise that yes, they were talking about an eleven year old here. In their first year of an original HP school.

I am trying to reconcile this person's idea of an eleven year old with my knowledge of actual eleven year olds... my brain, it is broken. *whimpers*

Random What the Hell CSI thoughts after season finale:

( Spoilers! )

Random What the Frak BSG thoughts after "Guess What's Coming to Dinner":

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Random What the Frak BSG thoughts after the trailer for next episode:

( Spoilers! Speculation! )

Random What the Wasp thoughts after Doctor Who:

( Spoilers! )

Next week, no new CSI, BSG or Doctor Who. Wah. But Eurosong shall be awesome, yes.

And because lotus79 felt it was unfair I didn't share it with all of you: split penises! No, really.

Heylo all, it's Stella again. So I was conned convinced to watch Yu Yu Hakusho (still not done, but hey XD) and so I'm bringing you a *gasp* non Final Fantasy muse here!

Please welcome, Shizuru's little brother, Kazuma Kuwabara!

He likes his sword, pretty girls watch out Yachiru, corny lines, and kicking ass. He looks nothing like his sister, so muses who know Shizuru before they meet him are welcome to exploit this fact. Be prepared for a Kuwabara rant, but hey XD  it amuses me <3

Oh and here's something Kuwabara likes <3

 Me again, back with more short tales of ages past stupdity. in this case we have drama queen. who was actually a drama king.

I'll just show the  highlight in his career of being an idiot.

Me and friend A were tossing around the idea of a gay character in the AIM chat. it wasn't even a prominent part of their personality, they'd just, well, be gay. Insuing Drama Llama featured this. It's paraphrased from various objections they raised, but they said a similar sentence. "You can't have a gay character! Do you want us all to turn into FAGS!?"

Yeah.

Making arrangements to meet someone at a cafe to drop off books and stuff. "Oh no!" I thought, after confirming the time, "how will we recognize each other?"

*pause*

*look at boots*

*look at giant kingfisher tattoo*

Yeah, probably not much of a concern. Remind me not to ever commit any crimes that will involve me getting dragged into a police line-up... 

You know, I've figured out something kind of funny about hypomania. To catch you up, particularly since the Twilight entries have brought in a lot of new people--psychiatric diagnoses are never really set in stone; a doctor might come up with something that sounds more accurate years into your treatment. I have cyclical, chemical depression; it's gotten bad at times, but it's really pretty mild compared to what a lot of people have to live through. I'm on mild doses of antidepressants--which I tend to talk about pretty openly, number one, because I don't think it's anything to be ashamed of, and number two, because I think it helps other people to go, "Oh, okay, someone else is going through the same thing, and here's what her symptoms and reactions were like." ( Read more... )

( Just a teensy bit of linkspam )

Hey guys, Eli here. Had a bit of a plot bunny a couple of days ago.

Would love anybody to involve themselves as they deem fit.

I will try to be brief heh. Most of the plotting started Here with the OWLS recruitment post Here

Having talked to the some -muns involved in those two threads there is the basic structure of a plot as follows:

- Yachiru and Ryuuken get it on after Ryuu gets drunk at Absinthe.
- Uncomfortable breakfast with Rufus / Tseng (?)/ Ryuuken and Yachiru (log)
- Ryuuken makes a comment about her speedy recovery. Hojo picks up on this via the cameras still installed at the ShinRa mansion and is interested in her as a new sample for experiments.

- Hojo informs Lucrecia directly, and suggests a sample recruitment drive of another nature: kidnap. Primary target being Yachiru, however, numbers factored in, other people can also be targeted.
- Lucrecia will post a public journal entry akin to when she lured Tseng out. Tseng will recognise this and will begin to respond. Because Lu has a shoot to kill on her and he does not wish to see her killed - Tseng will not inform Rufus.

- Lazard and Tseng meet. Lazard realises that Tseng has not informed Rufus and uses that to his advantage, supplementing SOLDIER deployment with the Turks, amongst other things~
Possible character involvement: Zack Fair
- Turk deployment by Tseng. Hojo and Lu are ex-ShinRa, and Tseng has advised previously that this is a ShinRa matter. Sent out also to defend against possible civilian casualties, as well as the above Lazard interaction.
Possible character involvement: Amarrissa (Field Commander), Julian, Cissnei, Rude and Reno.

- Genesis journal post. Slipping out details, amongst LOVELESS quotations, re: the kidnap plot.
- Kenpachi picks up on the threat to Yachiru and prepares to counter with the OWLS.
- Possibly SFPD also pick up on threat, as Maes has met with Genesis previously.

- at this point, any of Yachiru's friends / any -muns wanting to be involved can reference/log etc with Kenpachi or other known OWLS.
- Likewise with SFPD characters.
- Likewise with any other characters to make connections as appropriate.

(OPEN LOG)
- Hojo hands over vials of Jenova (drug) to Lucrecia as both know that Genesis and Sephiroth will protect their "Mother/Goddess" and henceforth Lu in this instance.
- Kidnap attempt on Yachiru by Lucrecia.
- Possible kidnap attempt on others by Genesis
- Clashes between SOLDIERS/Turks, OWLS, SFPD, ANYBODY in the chaos.
- Confusion can lead to cracky perverted grabs as deigned fit :P
- Sephiroth and Kenpachi clash. Sephiroth is protecting Mother and Kenpachi is trying to get Yachiru back.

Outcome:
- Yachiru attempt unsuccessful.
- Possible successful other attempt for a retained Hojo's test subject.
- Chaos, injuries etc. ^_^
- One very guilty Ryuuken (mah poor man >>)

Hope this helps gaiz. Any questions / amendments please comment here or email me: elixile@btinternet.com

LUFF YOU ALL.

This is a companion piece to A Peek Under the Hat, and is a small fic cameo of Ukitake as the other was a small cameo of Kyouraku. This is mildly out of my Twin Souls continuity, but more inline with the backstory arc. Both are tiny, just a glimpse...

Title: A Peek In The Garden
Fandom: Bleach
Beta: incandescens Thank you.
Character: Ukitake
Rating: G
Spoils: Parts of the Soul Society arc.
Summary: Ukitake gardens by the koi pond.
Word Count: 468

( To everyone else in Soul Society, Ukitake Jyuushiro gardened... )